Nya~! I found this in 's and 's DA journal. :3 I wanted to try it out.

BE WARNED FOR THIS ONE! IT MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME OF THOSE~!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I sort of was. .__.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Yes...)
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Haha, you know it~! XD)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I've been call that a lot.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Ohes wells.)
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (Burnage. .___.)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE/N ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (I think that all the time~!)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (I don't. :/)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Not really. :/)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Just for fun, neh?)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Burn.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Ew...)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(Ewwer...)
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I call people posers. Don't mean I am one.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Aw! D
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I don't wanna know what that means...)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (Ouch! D
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (Um... so so true.)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Yeah, I'm a sexy nerd. XP)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Then everyone's a loser~!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I am~!)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Actually I'm pretty tan for an Asian.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Drink, no. Party, yes.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I do sometimes. Sorry~!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Haha, yeah...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Haha, yeah...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Nah, just pissed off.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Yay~! XD)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!".
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Ouch. :/)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Ouch.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Weak muscle wise. Not mind wise.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Um, sort of. :/)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Not really, but sort of...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Haha, yeah.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (Hug a tree! *glomp*)
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Well, who ever made this must have been having cyber sex in the first place. XP)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE. (Isn't almost everyone?)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I used to be.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (I think I am~!)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Not really. A FanGirl~! XP)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I always call myself a bastard. It works!)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (...Yes... .__.)
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. (I... cried cause my cat has to be on medication now... she's sick)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (I do~!)
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see. (It's fun to do so every now and then. XD)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Lots of labels then. )

Dude, that was pretty harsh... But still fun. I'm a sexy emo asian who loves yaoi and art! XD


CONFESSIONS OF A GIRL

1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
Yes. I choose to.

2. Do you enjoy drama?
I like to watch TV dramas, but if it's going on around me like at school then no.

3. Are you a girly girl?:
Hell no. XD

4. Who was the last person you hugged??
My dad

5. Small or large purses?:
Large

6. Are you short?:
Nope. :3

7. Do you like somebody?:
Nah. I say screw it.

8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?:
Punch them and tell them about sexual harrassment.

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
Not really. If they stink then yes.

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
Almost everytime. Last year I just drew on my face. XD

11. Are you double jointed?:
Nope. :3

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?:
A bathtub. :3

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:
Nope. I prefer to keep it that way.

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?:
Parents. And this kid in my old advisory class.

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
Maybe one.

"" Marks the Spot:
[] I do wear make up.
[] I have cried at a movie theater.
[] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[] I get jealous.
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like country.
[] I carry a purse.
[] I’d be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[] I get bored watching football.
[] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[] Guys are confusing.
[] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.



1. What color is your bra that your wearing?:
Black

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?:
Light? I dunno. :/

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?:
Yes actually, but I'm just about to call it quits and call him a dooshbag every time I hear his name.

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?
Not really. :/

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
So so. I got over it really fast.

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?:
For the scars on my arm, yes.

7. Do you like your life?:
I have a good life, I'm just too damn blind to see it.

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?:
An ex, yes. It made me a smidge angry.

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?:
Yes. I was shoved in.

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?:
Girls. :/ I do have a lot of guy friends.

11. How long have you had Facebook?:
About a few months?

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?:
All the time. :3 I'm so mean to them~!

13. What are your biggest fears?:
Needles, natural disasters, death, insane amounts of blood

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?:
Almost everytime I'm having massive problems.

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?:
Yes. It's really easy to me.

16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?:
One can't always be something if it's not genetically related. With proper help one can change.

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?:
Nope. ^_^ I doubt more than I have good feelings.

18. Do you ever wish you were famous?:
Sometimes. :/

19. Are you currently missing someone?
No.

*yawn* Okay, I'm tired. -_- Zzzzzz